Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscars Fashion Faux Pas?

Yes, according to The Daily Telegraph U.K. As always, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD while reading their sharp and witty comments. If you need a little humor in your Monday, this should help!


JENNA LYONS FULL-FRONTAL ASSAULT
The normally super-stylish J.Crew designer got it ever so wrong at the Vanity Fair party in this boobalicious number.
SETH MACFARLANE'S POORLY SHOD MAC-DADDYRon's kilt, facial hair, and two women on his arm we salute. The Crocs? That's an entirely different matter...
FAYE DUNAWAY'S MARIGOLDS
Faye, darling, you look fabulous in that sexy gown and those statement sunnies, but, woah!!! What's with the washing-up gloves? Wearing a diamond bangle over the top is fooling no one.
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO'S VEGAS SHOWGIRL CHIC
Alessandra, are you auditioning to be a Las Vegas magician's assistant? You're not even up for an Oscar so please, put the mouse back in the house and dial it waaay down.
MEL B'S BOOBMel love, that dress was made for someone with A-cups, not double Ds.
HEIDI KLUM'S, WELL, EVERYTHING...Where to begin? The OTT boobage, the tacky dress, the fake tan overload? When will Heidi learn?
JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S DEPORTMENTWe had hoped that after the SAG Awards, Jennifer Lawrence would have been up all night practicing how to walk in a Dior dress...
ANNE HATHAWAY'S NIPPLE SLIP-UP
Love the dress, love the hair, love, love, love. Sadly Anne did not notice how 'perky' her nipples were looking in profile, sparking their own Twitter feed.
JIM CARREY'S SUPERSIZED FEET Seriously? What is this about?
SALLY FIELD AND HILARY SWANK'S DRESS DOUBLE-UP
Well, they weren't wearing exactly the same Valentino Haute Couture dress, but it was close enough that if Sally Field had won it would have made Hilary Swank look a bit daft.
KRISTEN STEWART'S CRUTCHES
Kristen Stewart may have had to use crutches to support a poorly foot - the self-confessed "idiot" cut her foot on glass a couple of the days prior to the Oscars - but the actress could at least have upgraded from this grey-plastic pair. Or just missed out the red carpet walk hobble all together.

(Daily Telegraph U.K.)

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