Thursday, October 29, 2015

October's Worst Outfits?

Yes, according to the Daily Telegraph U.K. Yet again, the fashion editors lend their sartorial wit to some recent celebrity looks.

It seems Orville the Duck has found a new career with Iggy Azaleaafter the passing of creator Keith Harris.

Perhaps those saucily placed diamond cutouts are a result of your body fighting to get out of this dress disaster, Alessandra Ambrosio?

Cheryl Fernandez-Versini's clenched teeth suggest she has as many regrets about this outfit choice as we do on her behalf.
Contrary to popular opinion, it would appear that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't automatically look good in everything: case in point, the strange sleeve and cutout situation on this mint green dress.

Hey, Hailey Baldwin! Indiana Jones called, he wants his utility belt back.

A repeat offender this October, Hailey Baldwin was wearing a whole lot of not very much at the MTV Europe awards.

The single sleeve? The nipple pasties? The asymmetric ruffles? The bizarre side train? We're not sure which part of Hana Jirickova's dress is the weirdest.
The combination of ruffles, keyhole neckline and a tubular torso section on Jessica Biel's dress all add up to one word: frumpy.

This gold and mesh dress would be far better left for a Cleopatra Halloween costume, Joely Richardson.

As a Victoria's Secret Angel, Lily Aldridge is used to wearing just her underwear, which must be the explanation for her lack of coverage in this ensemble.
Natasha Poly's dress looks like a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

Burberry model and Coventry girl Neelam Gill seems to have channelled the worst parts of 90s girl band styling, combining pointy kitten heel boots with shiny combat trousers for the Popsugar X Shopstyle event.

We know you're getting off a plane, Rita Ora, so you haven't really tried, but denim pajamas aren't even comfortable air-wear?
We've heard Selena Gomez is going through a style 'Revival' (the title of her new album) but fruit bag mesh t-shirts and puffball skirts were laid to rest in the 80s and should probably stay safely buried

This outfit may not be a winner but at least Tyra Banks knows she can dress as a sexy Judge Judy for Halloween.

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